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我娘,来找你斗命。

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李逍遥,竟然自投罗网。

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天堂有路你不走,要斗便来斗吧,裤子给我脱下。

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看你能不能抵挡得住老娘的吸睛大法。

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无聊。

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我今天来,是站着把你给操。

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就我决定是你啦。

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上吧,米卡丘。

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笑话,这秃头也能打败我。

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就这秃头能打败你,我献上一拳超人,融合沙波郎的性格,召唤出最强雷神王。

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鸡 蛋。

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我出招了。

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开一九阳神功。

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我挡。

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你挡不住了,抓哪种抓手。

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你竟敢。

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你跑啊。

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试试我这个纯枪蛇弹。

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你就是一点能耐吗?

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试试看老娘的吸睛大法吧。

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什么大法?

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吸睛大法。

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好一个吸睛大法。

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看你能不能抵挡得了。

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哇塞。

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看我的神功。

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看我的神功…… 倒不住了

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…… 怎么转一下…… 你这是什么法…… 看招吧…… 不行…… 快点……

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整 个都吸住了

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…… 狂死…… 只有乾坤大奴衣…… 给我起来…… 怎么回事?

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转!

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自己上来!

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过来!

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怎么回事?

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啊 ……啊﹔

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啊!

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我 发雷说是俄罗裔啊!

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看你还有什么招哦﹔写出来嘛﹔看我的﹔我要使出我的大绝招。

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什麼‧呀?

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我神龍槍從來沒有白震過的。

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你能接受吗?

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你能接受吗?

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天

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哪, 怎么这样舒服啊?

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还有招吗?

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认输了没啊?

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我是不会认输的。

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再接招吧。

49
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还有?

50
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再 一次。

51
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这神龙枪可是号称金枪不倒啊。

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你就赶紧认输吧。

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难道我出招了吧?

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你还有招?

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是哪招?

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最经典的那招,老汉推车。

57
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受死吧你。

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我绝不投降。

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我 绝不投降。

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啊……

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有 第二波攻势。

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秋阳炮。

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竟然还有第二波?

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啊……

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给 我住手,你还不赶快给我住手。

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起来。。。

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你还想干嘛?

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﹐大为,我抓哪儿?

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抓手……你服不服啊?

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﹐我不服﹒ 你不服也得服……﹐……你这定是二小了。

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这是圆满的屁股。

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问你服不服啊?

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我才不会被你打败啊。

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还不服啊?

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看你还有什么招式。

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没有的话我还有。

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你还有?

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躺好。

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让你试试我的二档神龙枪。

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你还不快给我住手。

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我怎么可能住手呢?

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准备接受我的最后审判炮击吧。

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最后审判?

84
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什么意思?

85
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准备

86
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受 死吧你。

87
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我不!

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二档神龙炮!

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怎么会?

90
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大师,你好。

91
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我想,可以帮我算有没有桃花?

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桃花?

93
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桃花?

94
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小伙子啊,你长相非凡, 那人中豪杰。

95
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至今又是孤身啊, 那是命待孤息。

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告诉你, 你今天走运了。

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来 来来,你走运了。

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我这里啊,全年桃花木啊, 非常适合…… 马上就用。

99
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同程约, TKTK5.com, TKTK77.com。

100
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好好打理你自己, 多赚点钱, 桃花自己会上门。

101
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好,我可以吗?

102
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你不行。

103
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啊,有没有?

104
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你没有。

105
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啊,想不想?

106
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我不想。

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给我。

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滚。

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好,我滚。

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你这是在断我财路啊。

111
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世人皆求改命。

112
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殊不知最好的命, 不是龙王, 不是首富。

113
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而是当你明白, 自己不需要改命的那一刻。

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愿包子白兵。